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Anybody who's seen me perform live knows that these humorous quotations are NOT true (as supported by my REVIEWS, ENDORSEMENTS & Video-TESTIMONIALS).
NOTE: All of the quotations below are FAKE (completely fabricated by myself), and are only intended to be funny, so please enjoy a good laugh: CHEERS!
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